NICK
Nick is tall and perfect and awesomely popular... in his dreams. In real life, he's the shortest seveth grader in the history of the universe. Don't feel too bad for him, though - lockers are roomier than you'd think.
He also has a farting dog named Janice and an encylopedic knowledge of NanoNerd, an awesome comic book starring a nerd-turned-superhero.
MOLLY
Molly's freakishly tall and kind of loud, Molly doesn't have a ton of friends. That doesn't stop her from being bossy, but she also has a soft side and is really useful when you need someone to rescue you from a locker. She's also known as the Molly Green Giant and The Stare Master (because of her withering stare of pity that blasts laser beams of shame).
MOLLY
KARL
Karl is the original, formerly only, member of Safety Patrol and seriously weird. Now that Safety Patrol is a team of three, things are looking up for Karl - this means he now has friends he can sit too close to at lunchtime. He's also an OFFline hacker who can rewire old electronic toys to do cool stuff like call out for zombie brains.
NICK
KARL
